Simon Bellamy - aka Bellamizzle

The captain of the SKUM ship this year and a true veteran in every sense of the word. This après roller-skating legend holds the world record for the only mile high funnel (on a aeroplane). An award winning architect and ex merchandise officer, just a shame his skiing isn't quite as stylish as his design work. However you will find him rocking out on the biggest kickers in the park and hooning down the pistes from first lift. After a hard days skiing and one drink too many his favourite trick is a casual snooze at the bar, followed by a breakfast of bangers and lash.